You've been there before.

We all have.

There are a group of people who would absolutely love your book - IF they knew about it.

You know how obnoxious it is to just start blabbing on and on about your book, especially to a group of strangers but you need to let them know.

But... you have class.

You have tact.

You have panache... so you saunder away talking to yourself in a hushed, frustrated tone, "If I only had a way to tell them about my book, I KNOW they would buy it. I know they would!"

Maybe next time. 

Wouldn't it be awesome if people asked you, one after another, to tell them about your book?

Wouldn't it be incredible if everyone you passed on the streets was curious about your masterpiece?

Wouldn't it be awesome for people be instantly curious and ready to $cashapp you within a few minutes of meeting?

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Striking up conversations are hard enough on their own, so sliding your book into an already hard conversation is next to impossible.

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